Title:
Mutually Assured Destruction
Player: You are player number
3344
Today: Description:
Your country is at war. Enemy missiles are attacking your base! Defend your base by shooting them down and see how long you can last against the onslaught.
Wack-Attack! Hit the monsters on the head before they go under Play now!
There are a lot of things going on here...maybe with that cheating knocked-up shrew gone, your compulsive overeating will stop and you'll find a great new job. Or maybe...it's just a commercial. Yeah, that's it. Play now!