Title:
Iron Head
Player: You are player number
3541
Today: Description:
I heard that a lot of employers are Googling the names of prospective employess. I just want to say for the record that my name is Martin P. Felcher.
Some guy jumps from the roof of the house on to a trampoline. It does not turn out quite the way he had planned. Straight ownage. I bet he will not try that again. Play now!
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she will die. Play now!