Title:
Panda Bear Attacks Man
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3508
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I guess this guy got too close to the panda bears cage and he grabbed on to his jacket. If the bars had not been there this guy would have been toast.
Man. Listen to me. You are white. Do you understand? Ok? Stop it. Please. I'm begging you. Play now!
It's a little like the relations in the Middle East. It looks like it might work and yet, in the end, you know somebody is going to get eaten. Play now!