Title:
Spitting Contest
Player: You are player number
5682
Today: Description:
No matter who wins, the joke is on the blonde because the chick in the baseball cap has strep-throat. This is pretty disgusting.
Great, now that creepy King is going to take all your money at cards too. Play now!
It's a little like the relations in the Middle East. It looks like it might work and yet, in the end, you know somebody is going to get eaten. Play now!