Title:
Story Of My Life
Player: You are player number
3844
Today: Description:
Like they say... what doesn't kill you.. makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually wears you down to the point that it kills you. That's what they say to me, anyway.
Some guy is running in the rain when he slams his face into a stop sign. It looks like he gets knocked out cold because he just lays there. Why is it funny when people run into stuff and get hurt? Play now!
You really need to pay up utility bills on time.. Play now!