Title:
Story Of My Life
Player: You are player number
4057
Today: Description:
Like they say... what doesn't kill you.. makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually wears you down to the point that it kills you. That's what they say to me, anyway.
Oh, those whacky Japanese. What will they think of next? Torturing animals is so hilarious! I know, let's try FIRE instead of tape! Yayy! Play now!
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if they used FOODinstead of cars in those super slow motion crash simulations? Yeah, me either but it turns out it's actually very interesting. Play now!
