Hey, I've been in bars when fights broke out and it didn't look a thing like this. You call this drunken boxing? Bahh! Play now!
It's always so dissapointing to find out that these guys, like, work in a comic book store or a deli and live in the attic in the house where they grew up, instead of figuring out a cure for cancer or how to build a better space shuttle. Play now!
