Title:
Spitting Contest
Player: You are player number
5644
Today: Description:
No matter who wins, the joke is on the blonde because the chick in the baseball cap has strep-throat. This is pretty disgusting.
All I can say is that it is a good thing that professional baseball players wear protective cups. The ball hits this guy right in the nuts very hard. Play now!
Hit the throttle on your motorcycle and clear the busses after jumping the ramp. Play now!