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No matter who wins, the joke is on the blonde because the chick in the baseball cap has strep-throat. This is pretty disgusting.
A real life exorcism caught on film!! Wait. Is there such a thing as a real life exorcism? Serioulsy. The first chick, in the green shirt. I get to drinking and I act almost exactly like this. And I gotta tell you. If a bunch of Russians were holding me down, I'd be pretty upset about it too. Jeeze, maybe I'm posessed. Play now!
Mr. Slughead accidentally dropped into slimy Slugville. Help him jump and run to escape in this platform game. Play now!