Title:
Spitting Contest
Player: You are player number
5628
Today: Description:
No matter who wins, the joke is on the blonde because the chick in the baseball cap has strep-throat. This is pretty disgusting.
This looks like a lot of fun. Unless there are rocks hidden in the water. Then it looks like a video someone will watch over and over again to remind themselves how they ended up in a wheelchair. Play now!
Try to fight off the opposing forces as long as possible on D-Day. Shoot the soldiers from your perch. Play now!