Title:
Spitting Contest
Player: You are player number
5876
Today: Description:
No matter who wins, the joke is on the blonde because the chick in the baseball cap has strep-throat. This is pretty disgusting.
You know, it amazes me that Humans aren't extinct by now. How do we manage to stick around on this planet and be so incredibly stupid, all at the same time? Play now!
Destroy the oncoming enemies while evading the attack balls. Play now!
